A young, confused Lebron |
Apparently Lebron James used to spend his time in the cornfields with Kevin Costner. Hey Lebron, "If you build it he will come...but I don't think he will bring your championship ring." Also, I advise that he puts a shirt on for two reasons; 1. It gets pretty cold in those cornfields, and 2. The tattoo on Lebron's back is not only a self proclaimed nickname but its also just a terrible tattoo. But hey, do what you got to do Lebron, I just hope you brought your talents to the ol' cornfields with your excellent body.
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Chewy and Wicket make a great battery |
And what we have here is a sight to see. Chewbacca straddling the mound pitching to his battery mate, Wicket the Ewok. I'll tell you what, if I drafted Chewy I'd probably start him out in the bullpen and then slowly transition him into the starting rotation. I feel like he would be a four pitch guy with good late life. And for Wicket, no doubt the guy knows how to call a game and I'm sure he can handle a stick. Heck he and his buddies handled the Empire pretty smoothly. I wonder if Yoda is their agent, because he might make Scott Boras look like a schoolgirl. Either way, these two could help out a couple MLB squads.