Showing posts with label Mayweather. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mayweather. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Could It Be?

In case you didn't offer up one of your toes, a la Bunny Lebowski "allegedly", to watch the Mayweather-Cotto fight this past Saturday then you missed Floyd "Money" Mayweather's star-studded entourage. If you know anything about Mayweather you would know that it comes to no surprise that he surrounds himself with people who aren't struggling to pay their cable bill. But it does come as a surprise as to how his group of friends came to be (note: WWE wrestler Triple H is not pictured but was another member of Mayweather's escort team). It makes you wonder what these celebrities are up to in their spare time:

A young, confused Lebron



Apparently Lebron James used to spend his time in the cornfields with Kevin Costner. Hey Lebron, "If you build it he will come...but I don't think he will bring your championship ring." Also, I advise that he puts a shirt on for two reasons; 1. It gets pretty cold in those cornfields, and 2. The tattoo on Lebron's back is not only a self proclaimed nickname but its also just a terrible tattoo. But hey, do what you got to do Lebron, I just hope you brought your talents to the ol' cornfields with your excellent body. 

 



Chewy and Wicket make a great battery



And what we have here is a sight to see. Chewbacca straddling the mound pitching to his battery mate, Wicket the Ewok. I'll tell you what, if I drafted Chewy I'd probably start him out in the bullpen and then slowly transition him into the starting rotation. I feel like he would be a four pitch guy with good late life. And for Wicket, no doubt the guy knows how to call a game and I'm sure he can handle a stick. Heck he and his buddies handled the Empire pretty smoothly. I wonder if Yoda is their agent, because he might make Scott Boras look like a schoolgirl. Either way, these two could help out a couple MLB squads.