Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Could It Be?

In case you didn't offer up one of your toes, a la Bunny Lebowski "allegedly", to watch the Mayweather-Cotto fight this past Saturday then you missed Floyd "Money" Mayweather's star-studded entourage. If you know anything about Mayweather you would know that it comes to no surprise that he surrounds himself with people who aren't struggling to pay their cable bill. But it does come as a surprise as to how his group of friends came to be (note: WWE wrestler Triple H is not pictured but was another member of Mayweather's escort team). It makes you wonder what these celebrities are up to in their spare time:

A young, confused Lebron



Apparently Lebron James used to spend his time in the cornfields with Kevin Costner. Hey Lebron, "If you build it he will come...but I don't think he will bring your championship ring." Also, I advise that he puts a shirt on for two reasons; 1. It gets pretty cold in those cornfields, and 2. The tattoo on Lebron's back is not only a self proclaimed nickname but its also just a terrible tattoo. But hey, do what you got to do Lebron, I just hope you brought your talents to the ol' cornfields with your excellent body. 

 



Chewy and Wicket make a great battery



And what we have here is a sight to see. Chewbacca straddling the mound pitching to his battery mate, Wicket the Ewok. I'll tell you what, if I drafted Chewy I'd probably start him out in the bullpen and then slowly transition him into the starting rotation. I feel like he would be a four pitch guy with good late life. And for Wicket, no doubt the guy knows how to call a game and I'm sure he can handle a stick. Heck he and his buddies handled the Empire pretty smoothly. I wonder if Yoda is their agent, because he might make Scott Boras look like a schoolgirl. Either way, these two could help out a couple MLB squads.







MJ in his college days





A couple of things to note with Michael Jordan here; 1. He keeps his room pretty tidy and actually quite decorated. 2. He has some great style and I applaud that shirt. 3. He seems to be channeling his inner Urkel. 4. And finally, I didn't know MJ was an umbrella kind of guy, I thought rain would just somehow magically avoid him. Either way, MJ is just being MJ and anybody would love to be that guy.









Brett Favre in some great attire




And here is Brett Favre the day he got drafted. I uh...uh....um,uh...I'll just let you guys come up with your own jokes. Hopefully they don't involve Jenn Sterger.








And here's a couple more celebrities for your viewing pleasure:

Eminem celebrating his birthday as a youngster
Albert Einstein relaxing casually









Looks like Eminem and Albert Einstein know how to hang out. Eminem is celebrating his birthday, while Einstein is celebrating the sun. Both are pretty familiar with their situations, as Eminem has surely rapped about getting wasted on his birthday and Einstein probably invented the sun, or figured out why it is so hot.










 
Bill Clinton in his grunge days
Stephen Hawking, the ladies man





Both Bill Clinton and Stephen Hawking appear to be ladies men. Bill clearly in his college days back when he couldn't afford a razor or a haircut, but I'm not blaming him. Hawking looks a lot younger as well, but still a genius. It seems that both of their careers went different ways. Clinton obviously had different ideas for how the Oval Office would be utilized while Hawking was making theories regarding oval shapes in our solar system. One of them involved ladies in a more prominent role.





And lastly, a picture I'm sure my grandma would love:

Alex Trebek being o-so-smooth
Yup, I bet you didn't know that was Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek. It seems like the guy belongs in front of a camera. Smooth, collected, and flawless, he always seems to be on point.

Thanks for reading. Until next time, this is the Berg just trying to stay relevant.

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