Sunday, May 27, 2012

Google Girlfriend

Have you ever noticed when you do a Google search of an athlete or celebrity one of the most recurring "fill-in" words I guess is what you would call it, is the word girlfriend? For some reason or another our society has a fascination with being in the know with who athletes and celebrities are dating. So, as standard in my DNA, I got to thinking.

Which athlete is the ultimate ladies man?

To be honest, there wasn't a whole lot of thinking that needed to be done. I knew the answer almost immediately. But, to be fair to the other male athletes I'll acknowledge them by putting them in my TOP 5 athletes with the most impressive dating record.



I doubt that hairstyle lasted long in the marriage.
5. Tony Romo
Known for: Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson, Candice Crawford.

I've always questioned Romo's ability at the quarterback position, but he seems to avoid interceptions and fumbled snaps off the gridiron. Romo just recently got married to Candice Crawford after having two high-profile girlfriends in Underwood and then Simpson.



4. Andy Roddick
Roddick with his wife Brooklyn Decker.
Known for: Mandy Moore, Maria Sharapova, Brooklyn Decker.

A lot like Romo, Roddick has had some questionable efforts in the realm of competition, but when it comes to females Roddick ranks atop the leaderboard. Roddick's dating history is impressive but his wife is the best winner he's hit in his entire career. Roddick's wife is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker who, by herself, automatically puts Roddick in the top 5.








 



3. Alex Rodriguez
Known for: Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Torrie Wilson.
Rodriguez's current girlfriend Torrie Wilson.

Rodriguez has been able to hit a few home-runs in his playing days, both on and off the diamond. I don't know about Madonna, but other than that I have to hand it to him, he's a sure member. Rodriguez is currently dating Torrie Wilson but he plays for the Yankees; if production begins to decline there is always enough money to acquire someone better.





2. Cristiano Ronaldo
CR7 and Irina having a laugh.
Known for: Gemma Atkinson, Kim Kardashian, Irina Shayk.

I think this roster of females speaks for itself. The ladies love him both in America and internationally. Ronaldo is one of the most skilled soccer players to ever step foot on the pitch. His tremendous physical conditioning combining both speed and strength is what enables him to be so effective. Off the pitch it seems to be much of the same for the gifted footballer from Portugal who is currently dating Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Irina Shayk.



1. Derek Jeter
The Captain just living the dream.
Known for: It's not even fair.
Jessica Beil, Minka Kelly, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jordana Brewster, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Vida Guerra, Tyra Banks, Vanessa Minnillo, Lara Dutta, Scarlett Johansson, anyone he wants.

I don't think any additional commentary is needed.













I'm taking off, you take it easy.

Bisq

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